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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:44

Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
No way
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Milky Way has 50-50 chance of colliding with neighbor galaxy - NewsNation
Just Forget it!
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?